"The trouble with owning hammers / is that you have to store them somewhere..."
Welcome to the electronic armory of Michael Meyerhofer, author of the Dragonkin Trilogy (an epic fantasy series), several award-winning books of poetry, numerous book reviews, and countless rants about bad movies.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
I have the oddest dreams of anyone named Michael Meyerhofer.
OK, so last night, I dreamed that I was on the latest installment of MTV's "The Real World" (which, I believe, was being filmed on a gigantic airship). I was the oldest person there and hated the people so I decided to quit.
On my last day, we were all watching the news and learned that Obama had changed his middle name to Donovan due to increasing public pressure. I was disappointed.
On the way to the airport, I realized I was only wearing a towel.
There was also a bit about trying to work out but I couldn't find two dumbbells that were the same weight, and something about one of my housemates staging a fight between two live scorpions.
Oh, and skydiving. At various points throughout the dream, we were skydiving.