Thursday, April 14, 2011

Epically Badass Sample Poems (and you can tell Jesus I said so)

Here are some sample poems from my new book. Note: all proceeds go toward building the super-dimensional fortress I'll use in battle against the fiery squadrons of Xenu (trust me, you'll thank me for this later). FYI, the pre-order sale (aka the Grand Mustering of the Terran Armada) will be going on until the end of April. Then, my friends, stock up on canned goods and nail down the furniture cuz this shit's getting real.


  1. Oh, the new cover isn't up yet but should be shortly. Thanks, folks!

  2. I'm glad you're doing so well, Michael. I'll share canned goods with you anytime.

  3. Michael, thanks for the sample poems. I loved them. Especially the first. Wild.